It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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