Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Randomize
