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  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:10pm

    Saw the premier episode. He may be getting too fat to make movies, but that fucker can shoot!

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    steven segal is only out douched by dustin diamong and jean claude van damme

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:17pm

    "In Soviet Russia..." aww fuck it.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:04am

    Its true guys get over it i was born and raised in Jefferson Parish and have a uncle thats part of JPPD. The Late Sherrif Harry Lee hired him bc he loved the fact Steven Segal did martial arts.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:57am

    What the fuck does this even mean I love it

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:59pm

    256. If it was Louisiana, op wouldn't need to go to Louisiana. You're a shitfucker

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:30pm

    metairie whooop whoop

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:21pm

    No it's Louisiana. Jefferson Parish to be exact.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:42pm

    You've been Rick rolled!!!!

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:15am

    So I know two of Steven's kids, and they both hate him.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:54am

    I said that same shit like a week ago. Funny though.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:39pm

    I prefer Dog the bounty hunter

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:07pm

    i'm gonna buy this shirt and send it to soviet russia

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:33pm

    That is so jacked up! Louisiana would never employ steven segal!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:16pm

    Segal and chuck Norris once had a staring contest - I won!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:23pm

    Fail. This was funny when Jim Rome said it earlier today...

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:31am

    yea hes really good at back seat driving... hes not even in fucking new orleans. what a prick. you have to drive around metairie and kenner "fighting crime" lmao wow. cops for 20 years good luck with your homo show.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:56pm

    The text is from Missouri area code, dumbass

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:26pm

    this makes my titties tingle.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:15pm

    I wanna fight Steven Seagal. P.S. He's awesome

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:28pm

    Haha. I live about 20-30 minutes from jefferson parish, which is where segal works. Random fact.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:43pm

    Hate to break it to u 3:33 but Segal is working in Louisiana. I do believe it is a reality show.

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:15pm

    Missouri, your moronic and retarded ways never cease to amaze me.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:18pm

    I actually got a chance to work with Steven Seagal on the set of Pistol Whipped a few years back. Really weird guy - keeps to himself, mostly, but awesome on the guitar.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:38pm

    i live in jefferson parish and actually know some girl who was arrested by him for selling drugs at a local playground

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:26pm

    He has actually been working as a reserve deputy since the 80's. Crazy shit.

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:34pm

    yeah it's a reality show, he's been trained as a cop and is actually arresting people and stuff now... it's weird.