You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Saw the premier episode. He may be getting too fat to make movies, but that fucker can shoot!
Its true guys get over it i was born and raised in Jefferson Parish and have a uncle thats part of JPPD. The Late Sherrif Harry Lee hired him bc he loved the fact Steven Segal did martial arts.
What the fuck does this even mean I love it
"In Soviet Russia..." aww fuck it.
I said that same shit like a week ago. Funny though.
So I know two of Steven's kids, and they both hate him.
metairie whooop whoop
steven segal is only out douched by dustin diamong and jean claude van damme
I prefer Dog the bounty hunter
That is so jacked up! Louisiana would never employ steven segal!
No it's Louisiana. Jefferson Parish to be exact.
Hate to break it to u 3:33 but Segal is working in Louisiana. I do believe it is a reality show.
I actually got a chance to work with Steven Seagal on the set of Pistol Whipped a few years back. Really weird guy - keeps to himself, mostly, but awesome on the guitar.
i'm gonna buy this shirt and send it to soviet russia
256. If it was Louisiana, op wouldn't need to go to Louisiana. You're a shitfucker
Fail. This was funny when Jim Rome said it earlier today...
You've been Rick rolled!!!!
He has actually been working as a reserve deputy since the 80's. Crazy shit.
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
this makes my titties tingle.
yea hes really good at back seat driving... hes not even in fucking new orleans. what a prick. you have to drive around metairie and kenner "fighting crime" lmao wow. cops for 20 years good luck with your homo show.
I wanna fight Steven Seagal.
P.S. He's awesome
The text is from Missouri area code, dumbass
Segal and chuck Norris once had a staring contest - I won!
Missouri, your moronic and retarded ways never cease to amaze me.
yeah it's a reality show, he's been trained as a cop and is actually arresting people and stuff now... it's weird.
I live about 20-30 minutes from jefferson parish, which is where segal works. Random fact.
i live in jefferson parish and actually know some girl who was arrested by him for selling drugs at a local playground