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  • Saw the premier episode. He may be getting too fat to make movies, but that fucker can shoot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:10pm
  • "In Soviet Russia..." aww fuck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:17pm
  • What the fuck does this even mean I love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:57am
  • Its true guys get over it i was born and raised in Jefferson Parish and have a uncle thats part of JPPD. The Late Sherrif Harry Lee hired him bc he loved the fact Steven Segal did martial arts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:04am
  • I prefer Dog the bounty hunter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:39pm
  • I said that same shit like a week ago. Funny though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:54am
  • So I know two of Steven's kids, and they both hate him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:15am
  • metairie whooop whoop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:30pm
  • That is so jacked up! Louisiana would never employ steven segal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:33pm
  • No it's Louisiana. Jefferson Parish to be exact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:21pm
  • steven segal is only out douched by dustin diamong and jean claude van damme

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Fail. This was funny when Jim Rome said it earlier today...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:23pm
  • i'm gonna buy this shirt and send it to soviet russia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:07pm
  • You've been Rick rolled!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:42pm
  • 256. If it was Louisiana, op wouldn't need to go to Louisiana. You're a shitfucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Hate to break it to u 3:33 but Segal is working in Louisiana. I do believe it is a reality show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:43pm
  • yea hes really good at back seat driving... hes not even in fucking new orleans. what a prick. you have to drive around metairie and kenner "fighting crime" lmao wow. cops for 20 years good luck with your homo show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:31am
  • The text is from Missouri area code, dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:56pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I actually got a chance to work with Steven Seagal on the set of Pistol Whipped a few years back. Really weird guy - keeps to himself, mostly, but awesome on the guitar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Segal and chuck Norris once had a staring contest - I won!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:16pm
  • He has actually been working as a reserve deputy since the 80's. Crazy shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:26pm
  • this makes my titties tingle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Missouri, your moronic and retarded ways never cease to amaze me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I wanna fight Steven Seagal. P.S. He's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:15pm
  • yeah it's a reality show, he's been trained as a cop and is actually arresting people and stuff now... it's weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Haha. I live about 20-30 minutes from jefferson parish, which is where segal works. Random fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:28pm
  • i live in jefferson parish and actually know some girl who was arrested by him for selling drugs at a local playground

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:38pm