people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This baby is an asshole
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
