I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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