You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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