What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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