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  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:44pm

    you're in once you shart.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:54pm

    girls like me have worked incredibly hard to give our men the assumption that women aren't capable of farting. don't ruin it for us.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:34pm

    I would if I didn't find every other aspect about him so adorable.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:31pm

    1:59 Kick rocks and choke yourself for thinking that double standard is okay. I don't start farting in front of him until he starts doing it intentionally. Like under the covers and stuff, or right in front of me so I can catch it down wind.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:42pm

    farting totall adds to the chemistry... Dutch ovens are the next level

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:04pm

    3 months. and then let them have it. we love it...-.-

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:42pm

    dutch oven early and frequently so that she learns to love your farts.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:16pm

    my boyfriend has been talking about dutch oven-ing me pretty much since we have been together.....he has failed every time so far....says hes saving it for our honeymoon.....but i also told him that means im going to kick him in the nuts.....

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:35am

    nuh,. im a girl and tho its pretty rank, guys fart... deal with it. before you even start dating. laugh it off.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:41pm

    My husband farted the first night- he was drunk. After two years of marriage I got dutch ovened for the first time last night. Fucker.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:38am

    That is the question we all ask ourselves throughout the course of life, isnt it?

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:18am

    This site needs to auto-link to Urban Dictionary.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:32pm

    I farted really loudly on an old lady in walgreen's, and she was pissed off. I told her to stop sneaking up behind people if she doesn't want to get blasted and my boyfriend and I laughed all the way home. I'm a girl. We've been together 7 years and I can outfart him any day of the week. To anyone who thinks that's gross, go ahead and let it build up inside you until you explode in a shower of gas and shit someday.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:23pm

    i announced my first fart "in front of" my gf over the phone in my long distance relationship. she just laughed and laughed. so i moved out by her, married her, and we've been happily farting at each other ever since...

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:16pm

    guys should be farting in front of girls before they even start dating. why would you want to be with a girl who can't handle it? ... this is a girl by the way.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:25pm

    Hey 5:54, you're not fooling anyone. Actually, we probably know you do it even worse than normal when you go to the bathroom because of all the buildup. Vis a vis, you're an idiot.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:21pm

    Haha I wouldn't mind it if my bf farted in front of me, but after 3 years he still hasn't. One night he let out a tiny one and he froze, thinking I was awake. i was, but I pretended to be asleep to not embarrass him. We have discussed this before, and he says he will never be okay with farting in front of me, not even in front of his friends. Are any other guys like this, or did I hit the jackpot?

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:08pm

    you're all disgusting! you never fart in front of anyone, ever.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:15pm

    any PERSON who would even consider that should just go lie down in the road. DICK

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:36pm

    or give them a cleveland steamer!!!! i think it's ok after a month

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:20pm

    5:04 - maybe it's time to move out

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    if you're a girl ...NEVER...guy; like a month of happy dating...never dutch oven.......EVER

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:10pm

    Thank you 5:54. Women don't fart or shit...its not in our DNA :P As for me, I do not fart in front of my bf. He does in front of me all of the time and he dutch ovened me like 2 weeks into our relationship...probably to break me in and get me used to it lol. His farting was funny at first but the other night he choked me out of his apartment with one! I barely made it out alive. HELP ahahaha

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:02pm

    I usually start farting around my girlfriends around 6-8 weeks in. By then they have heard a few from other rooms anyway. Even after that I still try to step away when I can so I'm not right next to them, unless it's a really good part of a movie or something. I do my best to not fart in bed at all though, but they do sneak out on occasion if I can't catch it in time, or if I'm sure she's asleep.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by collysto on Feb 11, 10 at 7:29pm

    only in iowa.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:43pm

    Holding it in is bad for you. Let loose. I farted on my bf when we were spooning, I was the little spoon. Oops.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:40pm

    I'd say a month both ways. Actually, my girlfriend lets them rip more often than I do. She feels bad and says I need to do it more to even it out.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:37pm

    my boyfriend and i started farting around eachother on our first date. might as well get it out of the way. he says "i never trust a girl that won't fart in front of me." we've been together 6 years, and my guts thank him for allowing me to fart freely. we both find it hillarious.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:31pm

    I fart, just not when he's around. If one sneaks out, I say "'scuse me". It's a bodily function, get over yourselves lol.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:53pm

    6:02, totally respect you. Thank you for not being one of the asshole bastards who thinks dutch ovens are even remotely ok.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:59pm

    12:21 you hit the fucking jackpot..does he have a brother?

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:28pm

    sounds like a buffet sir

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:56pm

    2:41 i must not love anyone then, i havent farted in front on my boyfriend of 2 years nor do i fart in front of my family. i dont know what it is.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:07pm

    5.54 - Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse you? Guys know that girls fart, if they've gotten past their Bio 12 class in highschool, they know. If they have sisters or a mother, they know. Sorry that you think guys are that stupid.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:16pm

    i waited until i saw her cousin fart in front of her.. after that i did it several times a day

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:04pm

    My boyfriend farts at least 20 times a day, usually only ~5 are audible. I usually laugh when I can hear it, he tries to catch me off guard though, the other day he grabbed my hand, put it behind his ass and let one rip. Then giggled like a school girl. We live together.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:02pm

    Dutch ovens are hilarious. Nothing makes a woman bond with her man like trapping his head under the blanket and ripping one.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:41pm

    You can only fart in front of someone you truely love.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:43pm

    My fiance farts in other parts of the house and early in the morning when he thinks I'm out of ear shot (I can hear him evrytime tho!) and I think it is hilarious. I fart sometimes, but I always get really embarrassed, and once I had a silent but deadly and blamed it on the dog, and honest to god he believed it was the dog until 2 weeks later I told him! He was grossed out, but we've been together 3 years anyway..

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:05pm

    2:56 Cold-hearted bitch.

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:58pm

    At least 2 weeks for the farting, a month for the dutch ovening.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:34pm

    who cares about farting.. when is it time to do the pittsburgh platter, alabama hot pocket, or the dirty musky?? how about a sneaky castro.. perhaps a donkey punch, im sure an egyptian teabag will really make her lunch

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:04pm

    I remember now! This guy I was seeing farted in bed and I was wondering how to react... Then I googled the 'farting in relationship' issue and this entire thread came up... The question was "How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?" and one jokester replied with "The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?" Google that, whoever put this up is a totally biting off that thread.

  • 20 31
    Submitted by harrypotter36 on May 4, 12 at 9:51pm

    I got a nice dutch oven going in the car the other day. My bf got in and just added to it. We laughed and laughed until he laughed so hard he farted. So we laughed some more

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:44pm

    i have farting contests with my bf, its a good way to bond :) lol

  • 31 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:59pm

    i read this somewhere else.... like an older entry perhaps.