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  • 3:56 - I hope you meant diameter... not circumference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:34am
  • "it's a jooooke, chill people" LOL I bet youre the one who sent it to your friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:14pm
  • That pick up line would fail for numerous reasons I'm not about to list off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:22am
  • You guys mean 2.5 inches isn't normal? I've got some phone calls to make.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Honesty is the best policy. Unfortunately for this guy, it makes for some humor the next morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:17am
  • Hahaha, if someone used that shit on me I'd go in for the kill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:37am
  • hahahaha i would so go for that. nothing like a bit of humor to get a girl in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:21pm
  • hahaha this is outstanding, he should try the one from jay and silent bob "hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:58pm
  • bad idea

    Submitted by radashell on Aug 4, 10 at 11:42pm
  • WTF, are you asian??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Good luck with that line, unless you've got a tounge like Gene Simmons'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:53pm
  • 3:49 good choice, everybody likes big guys. the bigger the better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:22am
  • He may not be long, but hes got balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:04am
  • Hahahahahah it may look like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

    Submitted by goefurself on Jul 26, 10 at 2:15am
  • My favorite pick up line, I thought of it don't steal!! Me: Do you like water? Girl: Yes....? Me: Then you're going to like 75% of my body

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:10am
  • That's not gonna work. Just tell her you'll use your elbow, always works for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:16am
  • I hope this is the son of that fat lake forest bitch that checks out my fiance at work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Fat guys aren't so funny when they are in bed sweating on you. Ewwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:58am
  • Even for an Asian, that's still pretty bad...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:34am
  • thank god, i have 3inches with 320 behind it. Now thats normal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:28pm
  • You dissapoint men everywhere, (8.5x5.5) Average is like 5.5x4.5 or something like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:18pm
  • i've got 3 inches myself... we're talking girth, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:56pm
  • My man has 8 inches and only 150 ;3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 11 at 8:36pm
  • Proud to say my man has 7 inches and only 150 pounds. Score.

    Submitted by fairamar on Sep 27, 10 at 8:08am
  • Now 2:28 - you sound more like my ex - sad for me, I know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Theirs plenty of people who arnt fat who way 200ibs football players average 240 and most of them arnt fat cause it's muscle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 7:24pm
  • This would work for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:08pm
  • damn....i'm so sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:26pm
  • omg. this reminds me of fridges.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:31am
  • I'd tap that. WHAT BE YO DEEEGITS?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:50am
  • hahahahaahahhaha. this is probably the worst pickup line ever. shell laugh in your face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:45am
  • 12:55 you're an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:08pm
  • it's a jooooke, chill people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:21pm
  • You are a far, small penis carrying, useless piece of man....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:54pm
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