I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
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3:56 - I hope you meant diameter... not circumference.
hahahaha i would so go for that. nothing like a bit of humor to get a girl in bed.
"it's a jooooke, chill people"
LOL I bet youre the one who sent it to your friend.
That pick up line would fail for numerous reasons I'm not about to list off.
Honesty is the best policy. Unfortunately for this guy, it makes for some humor the next morning.
Hahaha, if someone used that shit on me I'd go in for the kill.
You guys mean 2.5 inches isn't normal? I've got some phone calls to make.
3:49 good choice, everybody likes big guys. the bigger the better!
hahaha this is outstanding, he should try the one from jay and silent bob "hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"
I hope this is the son of that fat lake forest bitch that checks out my fiance at work.
WTF, are you asian??
Fat guys aren't so funny when they are in bed sweating on you. Ewwww
Good luck with that line, unless you've got a tounge like Gene Simmons'.
Hahahahahah it may look like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
My favorite pick up line, I thought of it don't steal!!
Me: Do you like water?
Me: Then you're going to like 75% of my body
He may not be long, but hes got balls.
You dissapoint men everywhere, (8.5x5.5)
Average is like 5.5x4.5 or something like that
My man has 8 inches and only 150 ;3
Theirs plenty of people who arnt fat who way 200ibs football players average 240 and most of them arnt fat cause it's muscle
thank god, i have 3inches with 320 behind it. Now thats normal
i've got 3 inches myself... we're talking girth, right?
That's not gonna work. Just tell her you'll use your elbow, always works for me.
omg. this reminds me of fridges.
Now 2:28 - you sound more like my ex - sad for me, I know
This would work for me!
Proud to say my man has 7 inches and only 150 pounds. Score.
Even for an Asian, that's still pretty bad...
damn....i'm so sorry.
hahahahaahahhaha. this is probably the worst pickup line ever. shell laugh in your face.
I'd tap that.
WHAT BE YO DEEEGITS?
it's a jooooke, chill people
You are a far, small penis carrying, useless piece of man....
12:55 you're an idiot