I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
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3:56 - I hope you meant diameter... not circumference.
"it's a jooooke, chill people"
LOL I bet youre the one who sent it to your friend.
That pick up line would fail for numerous reasons I'm not about to list off.
You guys mean 2.5 inches isn't normal? I've got some phone calls to make.
Honesty is the best policy. Unfortunately for this guy, it makes for some humor the next morning.
hahahaha i would so go for that. nothing like a bit of humor to get a girl in bed.
Hahaha, if someone used that shit on me I'd go in for the kill.
hahaha this is outstanding, he should try the one from jay and silent bob "hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"
WTF, are you asian??
Good luck with that line, unless you've got a tounge like Gene Simmons'.
3:49 good choice, everybody likes big guys. the bigger the better!
He may not be long, but hes got balls.
Hahahahahah it may look like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
I hope this is the son of that fat lake forest bitch that checks out my fiance at work.
My favorite pick up line, I thought of it don't steal!!
Me: Do you like water?
Me: Then you're going to like 75% of my body
That's not gonna work. Just tell her you'll use your elbow, always works for me.
Fat guys aren't so funny when they are in bed sweating on you. Ewwww
thank god, i have 3inches with 320 behind it. Now thats normal
You dissapoint men everywhere, (8.5x5.5)
Average is like 5.5x4.5 or something like that
Even for an Asian, that's still pretty bad...
i've got 3 inches myself... we're talking girth, right?
My man has 8 inches and only 150 ;3
Proud to say my man has 7 inches and only 150 pounds. Score.
Theirs plenty of people who arnt fat who way 200ibs football players average 240 and most of them arnt fat cause it's muscle
Now 2:28 - you sound more like my ex - sad for me, I know
This would work for me!
I'd tap that.
WHAT BE YO DEEEGITS?
damn....i'm so sorry.
omg. this reminds me of fridges.
hahahahaahahhaha. this is probably the worst pickup line ever. shell laugh in your face.
12:55 you're an idiot
You are a far, small penis carrying, useless piece of man....
it's a jooooke, chill people