I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You must be Logged in to post a comment
3:56 - I hope you meant diameter... not circumference.
"it's a jooooke, chill people"
LOL I bet youre the one who sent it to your friend.
That pick up line would fail for numerous reasons I'm not about to list off.
Honesty is the best policy. Unfortunately for this guy, it makes for some humor the next morning.
You guys mean 2.5 inches isn't normal? I've got some phone calls to make.
Hahaha, if someone used that shit on me I'd go in for the kill.
hahahaha i would so go for that. nothing like a bit of humor to get a girl in bed.
hahaha this is outstanding, he should try the one from jay and silent bob "hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"
WTF, are you asian??
3:49 good choice, everybody likes big guys. the bigger the better!
My man has 8 inches and only 150 ;3
Good luck with that line, unless you've got a tounge like Gene Simmons'.
He may not be long, but hes got balls.
I hope this is the son of that fat lake forest bitch that checks out my fiance at work.
My favorite pick up line, I thought of it don't steal!!
Me: Do you like water?
Me: Then you're going to like 75% of my body
Hahahahahah it may look like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
That's not gonna work. Just tell her you'll use your elbow, always works for me.
Fat guys aren't so funny when they are in bed sweating on you. Ewwww
thank god, i have 3inches with 320 behind it. Now thats normal
Even for an Asian, that's still pretty bad...
Proud to say my man has 7 inches and only 150 pounds. Score.
omg. this reminds me of fridges.
You dissapoint men everywhere, (8.5x5.5)
Average is like 5.5x4.5 or something like that
Now 2:28 - you sound more like my ex - sad for me, I know
i've got 3 inches myself... we're talking girth, right?
damn....i'm so sorry.
hahahahaahahhaha. this is probably the worst pickup line ever. shell laugh in your face.
Theirs plenty of people who arnt fat who way 200ibs football players average 240 and most of them arnt fat cause it's muscle
This would work for me!
I'd tap that.
WHAT BE YO DEEEGITS?
it's a jooooke, chill people
12:55 you're an idiot
You are a far, small penis carrying, useless piece of man....