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  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:17am

    Honesty is the best policy. Unfortunately for this guy, it makes for some humor the next morning.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:21pm

    hahahaha i would so go for that. nothing like a bit of humor to get a girl in bed.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:34am

    3:56 - I hope you meant diameter... not circumference.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:53pm

    Good luck with that line, unless you've got a tounge like Gene Simmons'.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:58am

    Fat guys aren't so funny when they are in bed sweating on you. Ewwww

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:35pm

    You guys mean 2.5 inches isn't normal? I've got some phone calls to make.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:58pm

    hahaha this is outstanding, he should try the one from jay and silent bob "hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:10am

    My favorite pick up line, I thought of it don't steal!! Me: Do you like water? Girl: Yes....? Me: Then you're going to like 75% of my body

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:08pm

    I hope this is the son of that fat lake forest bitch that checks out my fiance at work.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:55pm

    WTF, are you asian??

  • 40 48
    Submitted by goefurself on Jul 26, 10 at 2:15am

    Hahahahahah it may look like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:22am

    3:49 good choice, everybody likes big guys. the bigger the better!

  • 35 42
    Submitted by radashell on Aug 4, 10 at 11:42pm

    bad idea

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:28pm

    thank god, i have 3inches with 320 behind it. Now thats normal

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:04am

    He may not be long, but hes got balls.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 7:24pm

    Theirs plenty of people who arnt fat who way 200ibs football players average 240 and most of them arnt fat cause it's muscle

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:18pm

    You dissapoint men everywhere, (8.5x5.5) Average is like 5.5x4.5 or something like that

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:14pm

    "it's a jooooke, chill people" LOL I bet youre the one who sent it to your friend.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:45am

    hahahahaahahhaha. this is probably the worst pickup line ever. shell laugh in your face.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by fairamar on Sep 27, 10 at 8:08am

    Proud to say my man has 7 inches and only 150 pounds. Score.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:37am

    Hahaha, if someone used that shit on me I'd go in for the kill.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:22am

    That pick up line would fail for numerous reasons I'm not about to list off.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:50am

    I'd tap that. WHAT BE YO DEEEGITS?

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:08pm

    12:55 you're an idiot

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:31am

    omg. this reminds me of fridges.

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 11 at 8:36pm

    My man has 8 inches and only 150 ;3

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:56pm

    i've got 3 inches myself... we're talking girth, right?

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:16am

    That's not gonna work. Just tell her you'll use your elbow, always works for me.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:27pm

    Now 2:28 - you sound more like my ex - sad for me, I know

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:21pm

    it's a jooooke, chill people

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:08pm

    This would work for me!

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:34am

    Even for an Asian, that's still pretty bad...

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:54pm

    You are a far, small penis carrying, useless piece of man....

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:26pm

    damn....i'm so sorry.