can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I looked at my own cervix.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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