I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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My god masturbates...WHILE napping AND doing laundry. Pffft :p
maturing is not watching porn and not masturbating. because it's a sin. and it's juvenile. duh.
"It's a sin?" Someone's deluded and repressed. What on earth are you doing on this site?
i love the two load joke! hahaha
masterbating is evil and god forbids it
if god forbids masturbating, he is a total asshole!
everytime you masturbate...god kills a kitten
oh it's fun to take note of the milestones as we grow up. good times =)
Been there, brotha. Been there.
yeah but you aren't thinkin of pussy while you put in the laundry lol
lol two loads. *rimshot*
or he could've just rubbed two out and then he would have done two loads..
There's no such thing as a god, get over yourselves!
if you rubbed one out you'd be more focused and could've done TWO loads of laundry
and the semi-colon he used in the text makes him a mature scholar. bravo.
Masturbating is so good for making you sleepy
GOD: I'm running low on kittens....
There's a laundromat in Southfield where you can do both.