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  • 79 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:25am
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    masterbating is evil and god forbids it

  • 77 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:27am
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    My god masturbates...WHILE napping AND doing laundry. Pffft :p

  • 77 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:47am
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    maturing is not watching porn and not masturbating. because it's a sin. and it's juvenile. duh.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:58am
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    i love the two load joke! hahaha

  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:54am
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    if you rubbed one out you'd be more focused and could've done TWO loads of laundry

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:09pm
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    There's a laundromat in Southfield where you can do both.

  • 66 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:40am
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    and the semi-colon he used in the text makes him a mature scholar. bravo.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:05am
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    "It's a sin?" Someone's deluded and repressed. What on earth are you doing on this site?

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:00am
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    oh it's fun to take note of the milestones as we grow up. good times =)

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:16am
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    lol two loads. *rimshot* Nice one.

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:05pm
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    There's no such thing as a god, get over yourselves!

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:24am
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    Been there, brotha. Been there.

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:19am
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    everytime you masturbate...god kills a kitten

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:56am
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    Masturbating is so good for making you sleepy

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:34am
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    if god forbids masturbating, he is a total asshole!

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:00am
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    yeah but you aren't thinkin of pussy while you put in the laundry lol

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:56am
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    or he could've just rubbed two out and then he would have done two loads.. boom tish

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:37pm
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    GOD: I'm running low on kittens....