I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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My god masturbates...WHILE napping AND doing laundry. Pffft :p
maturing is not watching porn and not masturbating. because it's a sin. and it's juvenile. duh.
i love the two load joke! hahaha
masterbating is evil and god forbids it
"It's a sin?" Someone's deluded and repressed. What on earth are you doing on this site?
lol two loads. *rimshot*
Been there, brotha. Been there.
oh it's fun to take note of the milestones as we grow up. good times =)
if you rubbed one out you'd be more focused and could've done TWO loads of laundry
yeah but you aren't thinkin of pussy while you put in the laundry lol
if god forbids masturbating, he is a total asshole!
and the semi-colon he used in the text makes him a mature scholar. bravo.
everytime you masturbate...god kills a kitten
or he could've just rubbed two out and then he would have done two loads..
There's no such thing as a god, get over yourselves!
Masturbating is so good for making you sleepy
GOD: I'm running low on kittens....
There's a laundromat in Southfield where you can do both.