I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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My god masturbates...WHILE napping AND doing laundry. Pffft :p
maturing is not watching porn and not masturbating. because it's a sin. and it's juvenile. duh.
"It's a sin?" Someone's deluded and repressed. What on earth are you doing on this site?
i love the two load joke! hahaha
masterbating is evil and god forbids it
if god forbids masturbating, he is a total asshole!
oh it's fun to take note of the milestones as we grow up. good times =)
Been there, brotha. Been there.
everytime you masturbate...god kills a kitten
lol two loads. *rimshot*
yeah but you aren't thinkin of pussy while you put in the laundry lol
if you rubbed one out you'd be more focused and could've done TWO loads of laundry
and the semi-colon he used in the text makes him a mature scholar. bravo.
There's no such thing as a god, get over yourselves!
or he could've just rubbed two out and then he would have done two loads..
Masturbating is so good for making you sleepy
GOD: I'm running low on kittens....
There's a laundromat in Southfield where you can do both.