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  • My god masturbates...WHILE napping AND doing laundry. Pffft :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:27am
  • maturing is not watching porn and not masturbating. because it's a sin. and it's juvenile. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:47am
  • i love the two load joke! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:58am
  • masterbating is evil and god forbids it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:25am
  • "It's a sin?" Someone's deluded and repressed. What on earth are you doing on this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:05am
  • lol two loads. *rimshot* Nice one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:16am
  • and the semi-colon he used in the text makes him a mature scholar. bravo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:40am
  • yeah but you aren't thinkin of pussy while you put in the laundry lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:00am
  • if you rubbed one out you'd be more focused and could've done TWO loads of laundry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:54am
  • Been there, brotha. Been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:24am
  • oh it's fun to take note of the milestones as we grow up. good times =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:00am
  • or he could've just rubbed two out and then he would have done two loads.. boom tish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:56am
  • if god forbids masturbating, he is a total asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:34am
  • everytime you masturbate...god kills a kitten

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:19am
  • There's no such thing as a god, get over yourselves!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Masturbating is so good for making you sleepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:56am
  • GOD: I'm running low on kittens....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:37pm
  • There's a laundromat in Southfield where you can do both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:09pm