there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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