What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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