Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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