Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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