I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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Oh hey bob and terry what are you doing here? Ha
How the fuck does that happen? The answer is that it doesn't. Next.
wow ... I wonder what kind of shit they're recieving that something as stupid and fake as this gets on.
At least they weren't howlers.
Dear TFLN staff ... YOU SUCK. Quit letting this fake, boring crap through.
did you steal these owls from bryn mawr??? please return them1!!!!!
Ok, I think my text about being surprised to find that a friend of mine looked cute for the first time in the year that I've known him, and then I realized it was cause it was the first time I saw him sober, was infinitely better, and true. No one wakes up with two owls in their bed, or at least not without being blind. Them things are MEAN.
sounds like a great remake of harry potter
it's west Virginia peopleee.. how could this not be real? I'm from wv sooo yeah, carry on.
I would feel like a Harry Potter character. Did the owls have messages for you? haha
I am pretty sure owl stands for old(er) white lady, so no he wasn't sleeping with large nocturnal birds...
Seriously, if you stole these from Bryn Mawr, we'd really like them back. Thanks a million.
Legitimately envy you...
Yeah I want this on a shirt diggers
How in the world does this dumb crap get posted?The texts are getting worse every day
Wow thats so fake its not funny..
Owls mean he didn't know who they were, owls make the noise who who, get it.
8:28 I was thinking the same thing
THEY ARE WOODEN OWLS PLEASE RETURN TO BRYN MAWR ASAP!!!
fake and stupid this site is really losing it unfortunately.
12:16--> ooohhh now it makes sense! Lmao now it's funny. Before I didn't think it was real...
bob and terry ftw ^^ haha
This text isn't funny...in America.
Can't believe this stupid shit gets posted and my clever tflns never do.