Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
