Pregnant stripper...not hot.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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