I wannas sexs uuuuu
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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