i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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That's why you don't use purell as lube!
It's your own fault retard, who does that shit anyway? Seriously? Why would you jerk off with anything that had alcohol in it? Especially this stuff since it evaporates so quickly. Unless you can cum in less than like 15 seconds...
That's a retarded idea
2:24, does this story hit a little too close to home? sorry :(
This is a Doug Benson joke.
This is Nicholas Folkes, I swear!
Trying to get rid of that chlamydia?
hahaha damnn u messed up!
what in the world possessed you to do this?
i see so many masturbation posts on this site. I didnt realize people sent texts to their friends about getting themselves off. I mean Im not ashamed of it, I talk about it with the girls in person, but I dont send my friends masturbation stories.
I dunno...strikes me as odd.
i found out aftershave lotion makes your dick really smooth
2:22... no shit genius.
Doug Benson talked about this...
and i don't mean put your finger in there on purpose....i mean like bite a nail without thinking or something.
"too broke to masturbate" too funy !!!
It would be someone from Boston....
LOL what the hell!?!?!?! you would have to reapply every 10 seconds after the shit evaporated!
"I hope you all get sick with some kind of sickness."
hahahaha..... this sentence is amusing.
hahaha ewww. ugh. has anyone ever used purell then put their finger in their mouth afterward? AWFUL. hopefully no girl tries to go down on you after that....although, if you're masturbating with purell something tells me we don't have to worry about that.........
Thank you, Explorer..
If you are into pain that much, you should have stuck a finger covered with Purell up your ass too for that overall experience.
at least you don't have to wash your hands after!
5:26 - i don't think it's so much about sending texts about getting off, but more about what stupid thing happened during. if i get a text from a buddy that says i'm jacking off, i'm a little taken abackand wonder why it was sent. i get one that says this, i laugh my ass off, call him a fucktard and enjoy the sick humor.
they're all fake, douche
Ouch... once touched my cooch after using the stuff. It's an awful feeling.
Purell is mostly alcohol.
You stay classy, Boston.
why would you do that to yourself????
You're not supposed to put Purell on your peep. That's just a no-no. Like toothpaste.