My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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