I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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