this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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