I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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