He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I feel like a drive thru vagina
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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