I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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