Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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