i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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