How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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