it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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