it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"
What's your favorite Futurama quote?
Futurama, Vol. 3, Parasites Lost
I need to get laaaaid
"Great zombie jesus!"
"ouch! it's hot! the butter in my pocket it melting!"
-the loveable fry
Yeah, pretty sure it was Futurama
(At the Watergate Hotel)
Bender: Hey you two, get a room!
Couple: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
yup yup futurama, fry said it!! i was there!!!
Ahh, Futurama... Did you guys know it's been resurrected? They're actually making some new episodes :D
What the hell is 2:19 talking about?
Fry: "I can't fit that in my mouth!"
Prof. : "Good news! It's a suppository!"
im walking on sunshine, whooaaaaaaaa
"Parents, have you ever tried turning OFF the television?... sitting down with your kids?... and hitting them?."
oh yea, futurama, fry said it
"It drives like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro."
everytime i say something hilarious from 203 it doesn't get posted but stupid shit that is jacked from tv does, laaame
yup, after he ate the bad egg sandwhich, lame
I like Family Guy better, but Futurama is still amazing.
It's Futurama... but it's definitely a great quote to use.
"Why can't she just drink herse;f happy like a normal person."
replace the xxx with generic url ending
@ 8:10pm, same here.
"Hey, look, on the video! It's that guy you are!"
"Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum.
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
either way its stolen
no this must be jayne munson
Family Guy sucks. Futurama is the best cartoon ever. Whoever said that quote is from Family Guy needs to be punched.
"The body is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
"Next time I see him I'm gonna stuff a squirrel in him!"
lol. shit that was a funny show.
Have you ever been on television before?
Once, when I took those hostages
-Calculon and Bender
I think it's Futurama, actually.
That is one of the funniest lines in the history of the show. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work.
So pumped for the new season to start in mid 2010
"Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia. "
[from when bender is turned human]
Bender: "Hey! Where did my antenna go?" [looks down] "Oh Found it."
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
"My...only...regret...is that I have...boneitis!"
Futurama fucking sucks. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds on here or something?
"You look like a cheap french harlot."
"big pink, with all the freshening power of ham"
Ewwww that's gross WTF did u drink/eat?
If you're going to gank quotes from Futurama so your friends will think you're clever, do it right.
'If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite'-Bender after his programing turns him into a penguin
yeah, futurama reference glad everyone caught it :)
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
"ladies please! the mind is willing but the body is bruised and spongey."
"Ahh, beer. So many different kinds yet it makes so little difference."
What's that black thing?
Bite... A tomato
Both Futurama and The Simpsons are creations of Matt Groening, so there's bound to be some crossover. They've had Bender on the Simpsons once and Matt Groening appeared on The Simpsons as himself, but as the creator of Futurama.
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
(profesor farnsworth on the phone)
oh my, tell me was it at least a quick and painless death? to shreds you say.... And how is his wife holding up? to shreds you say...
Voice on T.V.: "Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?"
Bender: "Shut up and get to the point!"
While from Futurama the writers stole it from the Simpsons (not really stealing as they're on in the same.
"it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!"
Ken Griffey Jr. and his brain tonic from Mr. Burns
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Bender: Bodies are for fat people and hookers.
Leela: This is the third hose fight I've had to break up today and the second one with actual hoses!
god forbid someone have a differing opinion than 2:17
up and down not left and right do us all a favor 2:17 and make it count
Good news everybody, I have horrible news!
"branigans law is like branigans love: hard and fast!"
Yes. Futurama. Amazing
(when Morbo's wife tries to adjust his tie)
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
"my god, that was so bad i think you gave me cancer!"
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.