it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"
What's your favorite Futurama quote?
"Great zombie jesus!"
(At the Watergate Hotel)
Bender: Hey you two, get a room!
Couple: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
"ouch! it's hot! the butter in my pocket it melting!"
-the loveable fry
Futurama, Vol. 3, Parasites Lost
I need to get laaaaid
Ahh, Futurama... Did you guys know it's been resurrected? They're actually making some new episodes :D
Fry: "I can't fit that in my mouth!"
Prof. : "Good news! It's a suppository!"
Yeah, pretty sure it was Futurama
yup yup futurama, fry said it!! i was there!!!
What the hell is 2:19 talking about?
"It drives like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro."
im walking on sunshine, whooaaaaaaaa
yup, after he ate the bad egg sandwhich, lame
"Parents, have you ever tried turning OFF the television?... sitting down with your kids?... and hitting them?."
@ 8:10pm, same here.
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I like Family Guy better, but Futurama is still amazing.
oh yea, futurama, fry said it
It's Futurama... but it's definitely a great quote to use.
"Why can't she just drink herse;f happy like a normal person."
"Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum.
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
everytime i say something hilarious from 203 it doesn't get posted but stupid shit that is jacked from tv does, laaame
"The body is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
either way its stolen
Have you ever been on television before?
Once, when I took those hostages
-Calculon and Bender
"Hey, look, on the video! It's that guy you are!"
Family Guy sucks. Futurama is the best cartoon ever. Whoever said that quote is from Family Guy needs to be punched.
lol. shit that was a funny show.
So pumped for the new season to start in mid 2010
That is one of the funniest lines in the history of the show. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work.
"big pink, with all the freshening power of ham"
I think it's Futurama, actually.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
yeah, futurama reference glad everyone caught it :)
Futurama fucking sucks. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds on here or something?
"You look like a cheap french harlot."
"Next time I see him I'm gonna stuff a squirrel in him!"
[from when bender is turned human]
Bender: "Hey! Where did my antenna go?" [looks down] "Oh Found it."
Ewwww that's gross WTF did u drink/eat?
'If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite'-Bender after his programing turns him into a penguin
no this must be jayne munson
"My...only...regret...is that I have...boneitis!"
"ladies please! the mind is willing but the body is bruised and spongey."
"Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia. "
If you're going to gank quotes from Futurama so your friends will think you're clever, do it right.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
"Ahh, beer. So many different kinds yet it makes so little difference."
Both Futurama and The Simpsons are creations of Matt Groening, so there's bound to be some crossover. They've had Bender on the Simpsons once and Matt Groening appeared on The Simpsons as himself, but as the creator of Futurama.
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
(profesor farnsworth on the phone)
oh my, tell me was it at least a quick and painless death? to shreds you say.... And how is his wife holding up? to shreds you say...
Voice on T.V.: "Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?"
Bender: "Shut up and get to the point!"
While from Futurama the writers stole it from the Simpsons (not really stealing as they're on in the same.
"it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!"
Ken Griffey Jr. and his brain tonic from Mr. Burns
What's that black thing?
Bite... A tomato
Leela: This is the third hose fight I've had to break up today and the second one with actual hoses!
"branigans law is like branigans love: hard and fast!"
god forbid someone have a differing opinion than 2:17
up and down not left and right do us all a favor 2:17 and make it count
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Bender: Bodies are for fat people and hookers.
Yes. Futurama. Amazing
(when Morbo's wife tries to adjust his tie)
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
Good news everybody, I have horrible news!
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
"my god, that was so bad i think you gave me cancer!"