it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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"Great zombie jesus!"
"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"
What's your favorite Futurama quote?
(At the Watergate Hotel)
Bender: Hey you two, get a room!
Couple: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
"ouch! it's hot! the butter in my pocket it melting!"
-the loveable fry
Fry: "I can't fit that in my mouth!"
Prof. : "Good news! It's a suppository!"
Ahh, Futurama... Did you guys know it's been resurrected? They're actually making some new episodes :D
yup yup futurama, fry said it!! i was there!!!
Yeah, pretty sure it was Futurama
Futurama, Vol. 3, Parasites Lost
I need to get laaaaid
"It drives like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro."
What the hell is 2:19 talking about?
I like Family Guy better, but Futurama is still amazing.
"Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia. "
im walking on sunshine, whooaaaaaaaa
That is one of the funniest lines in the history of the show. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work.
"The body is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
It's Futurama... but it's definitely a great quote to use.
yup, after he ate the bad egg sandwhich, lame
replace the xxx with generic url ending
@ 8:10pm, same here.
"Next time I see him I'm gonna stuff a squirrel in him!"
either way its stolen
"Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum.
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
everytime i say something hilarious from 203 it doesn't get posted but stupid shit that is jacked from tv does, laaame
oh yea, futurama, fry said it
Have you ever been on television before?
Once, when I took those hostages
-Calculon and Bender
Leela: This is the third hose fight I've had to break up today and the second one with actual hoses!
So pumped for the new season to start in mid 2010
Family Guy sucks. Futurama is the best cartoon ever. Whoever said that quote is from Family Guy needs to be punched.
"Parents, have you ever tried turning OFF the television?... sitting down with your kids?... and hitting them?."
"big pink, with all the freshening power of ham"
"Why can't she just drink herse;f happy like a normal person."
lol. shit that was a funny show.
"Hey, look, on the video! It's that guy you are!"
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
Yes. Futurama. Amazing
yeah, futurama reference glad everyone caught it :)
Ewwww that's gross WTF did u drink/eat?
(when Morbo's wife tries to adjust his tie)
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
"My...only...regret...is that I have...boneitis!"
[from when bender is turned human]
Bender: "Hey! Where did my antenna go?" [looks down] "Oh Found it."
Futurama fucking sucks. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds on here or something?
"You look like a cheap french harlot."
If you're going to gank quotes from Futurama so your friends will think you're clever, do it right.
"branigans law is like branigans love: hard and fast!"
'If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite'-Bender after his programing turns him into a penguin
I think it's Futurama, actually.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
"ladies please! the mind is willing but the body is bruised and spongey."
no this must be jayne munson
Both Futurama and The Simpsons are creations of Matt Groening, so there's bound to be some crossover. They've had Bender on the Simpsons once and Matt Groening appeared on The Simpsons as himself, but as the creator of Futurama.
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
(profesor farnsworth on the phone)
oh my, tell me was it at least a quick and painless death? to shreds you say.... And how is his wife holding up? to shreds you say...
"Ahh, beer. So many different kinds yet it makes so little difference."
What's that black thing?
Bite... A tomato
god forbid someone have a differing opinion than 2:17
up and down not left and right do us all a favor 2:17 and make it count
While from Futurama the writers stole it from the Simpsons (not really stealing as they're on in the same.
"it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!"
Ken Griffey Jr. and his brain tonic from Mr. Burns
Voice on T.V.: "Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?"
Bender: "Shut up and get to the point!"
Bender: Bodies are for fat people and hookers.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
"my god, that was so bad i think you gave me cancer!"
Good news everybody, I have horrible news!