it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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"Great zombie jesus!"
"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"
What's your favorite Futurama quote?
(At the Watergate Hotel)
Bender: Hey you two, get a room!
Couple: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
"ouch! it's hot! the butter in my pocket it melting!"
-the loveable fry
Fry: "I can't fit that in my mouth!"
Prof. : "Good news! It's a suppository!"
Ahh, Futurama... Did you guys know it's been resurrected? They're actually making some new episodes :D
yup yup futurama, fry said it!! i was there!!!
Yeah, pretty sure it was Futurama
"It drives like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro."
What the hell is 2:19 talking about?
Futurama, Vol. 3, Parasites Lost
I need to get laaaaid
I like Family Guy better, but Futurama is still amazing.
"Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia. "
"The body is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
It's Futurama... but it's definitely a great quote to use.
yup, after he ate the bad egg sandwhich, lame
"Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum.
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
either way its stolen
im walking on sunshine, whooaaaaaaaa
That is one of the funniest lines in the history of the show. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work.
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everytime i say something hilarious from 203 it doesn't get posted but stupid shit that is jacked from tv does, laaame
@ 8:10pm, same here.
"Next time I see him I'm gonna stuff a squirrel in him!"
oh yea, futurama, fry said it
Family Guy sucks. Futurama is the best cartoon ever. Whoever said that quote is from Family Guy needs to be punched.
Have you ever been on television before?
Once, when I took those hostages
-Calculon and Bender
"Parents, have you ever tried turning OFF the television?... sitting down with your kids?... and hitting them?."
"big pink, with all the freshening power of ham"
Leela: This is the third hose fight I've had to break up today and the second one with actual hoses!
"Why can't she just drink herse;f happy like a normal person."
"Hey, look, on the video! It's that guy you are!"
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
So pumped for the new season to start in mid 2010
lol. shit that was a funny show.
Ewwww that's gross WTF did u drink/eat?
(when Morbo's wife tries to adjust his tie)
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
yeah, futurama reference glad everyone caught it :)
Yes. Futurama. Amazing
Futurama fucking sucks. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds on here or something?
"My...only...regret...is that I have...boneitis!"
[from when bender is turned human]
Bender: "Hey! Where did my antenna go?" [looks down] "Oh Found it."
"You look like a cheap french harlot."
If you're going to gank quotes from Futurama so your friends will think you're clever, do it right.
'If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite'-Bender after his programing turns him into a penguin
"branigans law is like branigans love: hard and fast!"
I think it's Futurama, actually.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
no this must be jayne munson
(profesor farnsworth on the phone)
oh my, tell me was it at least a quick and painless death? to shreds you say.... And how is his wife holding up? to shreds you say...
"ladies please! the mind is willing but the body is bruised and spongey."
Both Futurama and The Simpsons are creations of Matt Groening, so there's bound to be some crossover. They've had Bender on the Simpsons once and Matt Groening appeared on The Simpsons as himself, but as the creator of Futurama.
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
What's that black thing?
Bite... A tomato
"Ahh, beer. So many different kinds yet it makes so little difference."
Bender: Bodies are for fat people and hookers.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
god forbid someone have a differing opinion than 2:17
up and down not left and right do us all a favor 2:17 and make it count
Voice on T.V.: "Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?"
Bender: "Shut up and get to the point!"
While from Futurama the writers stole it from the Simpsons (not really stealing as they're on in the same.
"it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!"
Ken Griffey Jr. and his brain tonic from Mr. Burns
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
"my god, that was so bad i think you gave me cancer!"
Good news everybody, I have horrible news!