it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"
What's your favorite Futurama quote?
"Great zombie jesus!"
"ouch! it's hot! the butter in my pocket it melting!"
-the loveable fry
(At the Watergate Hotel)
Bender: Hey you two, get a room!
Couple: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
Yeah, pretty sure it was Futurama
Futurama, Vol. 3, Parasites Lost
I need to get laaaaid
Ahh, Futurama... Did you guys know it's been resurrected? They're actually making some new episodes :D
yup yup futurama, fry said it!! i was there!!!
Fry: "I can't fit that in my mouth!"
Prof. : "Good news! It's a suppository!"
What the hell is 2:19 talking about?
im walking on sunshine, whooaaaaaaaa
"It drives like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro."
"Parents, have you ever tried turning OFF the television?... sitting down with your kids?... and hitting them?."
yup, after he ate the bad egg sandwhich, lame
oh yea, futurama, fry said it
replace the xxx with generic url ending
@ 8:10pm, same here.
everytime i say something hilarious from 203 it doesn't get posted but stupid shit that is jacked from tv does, laaame
I like Family Guy better, but Futurama is still amazing.
"Why can't she just drink herse;f happy like a normal person."
It's Futurama... but it's definitely a great quote to use.
either way its stolen
"Hey, look, on the video! It's that guy you are!"
"Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum.
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
Family Guy sucks. Futurama is the best cartoon ever. Whoever said that quote is from Family Guy needs to be punched.
"The body is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
Have you ever been on television before?
Once, when I took those hostages
-Calculon and Bender
lol. shit that was a funny show.
no this must be jayne munson
So pumped for the new season to start in mid 2010
"Next time I see him I'm gonna stuff a squirrel in him!"
That is one of the funniest lines in the history of the show. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work.
"big pink, with all the freshening power of ham"
I think it's Futurama, actually.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
"Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia. "
[from when bender is turned human]
Bender: "Hey! Where did my antenna go?" [looks down] "Oh Found it."
Futurama fucking sucks. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds on here or something?
"You look like a cheap french harlot."
Ewwww that's gross WTF did u drink/eat?
yeah, futurama reference glad everyone caught it :)
'If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite'-Bender after his programing turns him into a penguin
"My...only...regret...is that I have...boneitis!"
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
"ladies please! the mind is willing but the body is bruised and spongey."
"Ahh, beer. So many different kinds yet it makes so little difference."
What's that black thing?
Bite... A tomato
If you're going to gank quotes from Futurama so your friends will think you're clever, do it right.
Both Futurama and The Simpsons are creations of Matt Groening, so there's bound to be some crossover. They've had Bender on the Simpsons once and Matt Groening appeared on The Simpsons as himself, but as the creator of Futurama.
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
(profesor farnsworth on the phone)
oh my, tell me was it at least a quick and painless death? to shreds you say.... And how is his wife holding up? to shreds you say...
Voice on T.V.: "Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?"
Bender: "Shut up and get to the point!"
While from Futurama the writers stole it from the Simpsons (not really stealing as they're on in the same.
"it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!"
Ken Griffey Jr. and his brain tonic from Mr. Burns
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Leela: This is the third hose fight I've had to break up today and the second one with actual hoses!
god forbid someone have a differing opinion than 2:17
up and down not left and right do us all a favor 2:17 and make it count
"branigans law is like branigans love: hard and fast!"
Bender: Bodies are for fat people and hookers.
Good news everybody, I have horrible news!
Yes. Futurama. Amazing
(when Morbo's wife tries to adjust his tie)
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
"my god, that was so bad i think you gave me cancer!"