it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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Futurama, Vol. 3, Parasites Lost
I need to get laaaaid
"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"
What's your favorite Futurama quote?
"Great zombie jesus!"
"ouch! it's hot! the butter in my pocket it melting!"
-the loveable fry
Yeah, pretty sure it was Futurama
yup yup futurama, fry said it!! i was there!!!
(At the Watergate Hotel)
Bender: Hey you two, get a room!
Couple: We're in a room.
Bender: Then lose some weight!
"Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum.
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
Ahh, Futurama... Did you guys know it's been resurrected? They're actually making some new episodes :D
"Parents, have you ever tried turning OFF the television?... sitting down with your kids?... and hitting them?."
What the hell is 2:19 talking about?
Fry: "I can't fit that in my mouth!"
Prof. : "Good news! It's a suppository!"
im walking on sunshine, whooaaaaaaaa
"It drives like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro."
everytime i say something hilarious from 203 it doesn't get posted but stupid shit that is jacked from tv does, laaame
I like Family Guy better, but Futurama is still amazing.
yup, after he ate the bad egg sandwhich, lame
oh yea, futurama, fry said it
If you're going to gank quotes from Futurama so your friends will think you're clever, do it right.
It's Futurama... but it's definitely a great quote to use.
"Why can't she just drink herse;f happy like a normal person."
replace the xxx with generic url ending
"Hey, look, on the video! It's that guy you are!"
either way its stolen
"Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia. "
Family Guy sucks. Futurama is the best cartoon ever. Whoever said that quote is from Family Guy needs to be punched.
"The body is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
@ 8:10pm, same here.
"Next time I see him I'm gonna stuff a squirrel in him!"
lol. shit that was a funny show.
Have you ever been on television before?
Once, when I took those hostages
-Calculon and Bender
no this must be jayne munson
That is one of the funniest lines in the history of the show. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work.
So pumped for the new season to start in mid 2010
I think it's Futurama, actually.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
"My...only...regret...is that I have...boneitis!"
Futurama fucking sucks. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds on here or something?
"You look like a cheap french harlot."
(when Morbo's wife tries to adjust his tie)
Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
Ewwww that's gross WTF did u drink/eat?
[from when bender is turned human]
Bender: "Hey! Where did my antenna go?" [looks down] "Oh Found it."
'If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite'-Bender after his programing turns him into a penguin
"Ahh, beer. So many different kinds yet it makes so little difference."
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
"ladies please! the mind is willing but the body is bruised and spongey."
Leela: This is the third hose fight I've had to break up today and the second one with actual hoses!
What's that black thing?
Bite... A tomato
"big pink, with all the freshening power of ham"
yeah, futurama reference glad everyone caught it :)
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Both Futurama and The Simpsons are creations of Matt Groening, so there's bound to be some crossover. They've had Bender on the Simpsons once and Matt Groening appeared on The Simpsons as himself, but as the creator of Futurama.
Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
(profesor farnsworth on the phone)
oh my, tell me was it at least a quick and painless death? to shreds you say.... And how is his wife holding up? to shreds you say...
Voice on T.V.: "Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?"
Bender: "Shut up and get to the point!"
While from Futurama the writers stole it from the Simpsons (not really stealing as they're on in the same.
"it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!"
Ken Griffey Jr. and his brain tonic from Mr. Burns
Bender: Bodies are for fat people and hookers.
god forbid someone have a differing opinion than 2:17
up and down not left and right do us all a favor 2:17 and make it count
Good news everybody, I have horrible news!
"my god, that was so bad i think you gave me cancer!"
"branigans law is like branigans love: hard and fast!"
Yes. Futurama. Amazing
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.