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  • "Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!" - Farnsworth What's your favorite Futurama quote?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:47pm
  • "Great zombie jesus!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:55pm
  • (At the Watergate Hotel) Bender: Hey you two, get a room! Couple: We're in a room. Bender: Then lose some weight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:14am
  • "ouch! it's hot! the butter in my pocket it melting!" -the loveable fry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Ahh, Futurama... Did you guys know it's been resurrected? They're actually making some new episodes :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Fry: "I can't fit that in my mouth!" Prof. : "Good news! It's a suppository!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:08pm
  • yup yup futurama, fry said it!! i was there!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Yeah, pretty sure it was Futurama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Futurama, Vol. 3, Parasites Lost I need to get laaaaid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:10pm
  • What the hell is 2:19 talking about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:44pm
  • im walking on sunshine, whooaaaaaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:44am
  • "It drives like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro." -Zapf Brannigan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:11pm
  • yup, after he ate the bad egg sandwhich, lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:36pm
  • img.photobucket.xxx/albums/v91/cxntxx/53109/SANY0833.jpg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I like Family Guy better, but Futurama is still amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:25pm
  • It's Futurama... but it's definitely a great quote to use.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:38pm
  • @ 8:10pm, same here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:48pm
  • replace the xxx with generic url ending

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:51pm
  • oh yea, futurama, fry said it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:52pm
  • "The body is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:11pm
  • "Parents, have you ever tried turning OFF the television?... sitting down with your kids?... and hitting them?." -Bender

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:53pm
  • either way its stolen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:32pm
  • "Why can't she just drink herse;f happy like a normal person."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:51pm
  • @4:29. That is one of the funniest lines in the history of the show. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:38pm
  • "Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum. [Kif sighs.] Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:10am
  • everytime i say something hilarious from 203 it doesn't get posted but stupid shit that is jacked from tv does, laaame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Have you ever been on television before? Once, when I took those hostages -Calculon and Bender

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:13pm
  • "Hey, look, on the video! It's that guy you are!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Family Guy sucks. Futurama is the best cartoon ever. Whoever said that quote is from Family Guy needs to be punched.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:39pm
  • lol. shit that was a funny show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:14pm
  • So pumped for the new season to start in mid 2010

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:24pm
  • "Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson. Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff? Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia. "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:08am
  • "big pink, with all the freshening power of ham"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:50pm
  • ah futurama good night good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:03pm
  • yeah, futurama reference glad everyone caught it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:01pm
  • [from when bender is turned human] Bender: "Hey! Where did my antenna go?" [looks down] "Oh Found it."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Futurama fucking sucks. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds on here or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Santa Claus is gunning you down!

    Submitted by Catastrophyc on Apr 9, 10 at 10:37am
  • "Next time I see him I'm gonna stuff a squirrel in him!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:04pm
  • "You look like a cheap french harlot." "French?!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Ewwww that's gross WTF did u drink/eat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Leela: This is the third hose fight I've had to break up today and the second one with actual hoses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:29am
  • I think it's Futurama, actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:29pm
  • no this must be jayne munson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:28pm
  • "My...only...regret...is that I have...boneitis!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 'If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite'-Bender after his programing turns him into a penguin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:26am
  • "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Yes. Futurama. Amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:31pm
  • If you're going to gank quotes from Futurama so your friends will think you're clever, do it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:59am
  • "branigans law is like branigans love: hard and fast!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:52pm
  • "ladies please! the mind is willing but the body is bruised and spongey."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:33pm
  • (when Morbo's wife tries to adjust his tie) Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Both Futurama and The Simpsons are creations of Matt Groening, so there's bound to be some crossover. They've had Bender on the Simpsons once and Matt Groening appeared on The Simpsons as himself, but as the creator of Futurama. Also: Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:41pm
  • "Ahh, beer. So many different kinds yet it makes so little difference."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:47pm
  • (profesor farnsworth on the phone) oh my, tell me was it at least a quick and painless death? to shreds you say.... And how is his wife holding up? to shreds you say...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Voice on T.V.: "Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?" Bender: "Shut up and get to the point!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:49pm
  • While from Futurama the writers stole it from the Simpsons (not really stealing as they're on in the same. "it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!" Ken Griffey Jr. and his brain tonic from Mr. Burns

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:27pm
  • What's that black thing? Bite... A tomato

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:45pm
  • god forbid someone have a differing opinion than 2:17 up and down not left and right do us all a favor 2:17 and make it count

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Bender: Bodies are for fat people and hookers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:14am
  • Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

    Submitted by killsmile on May 21, 12 at 11:44pm
  • We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Good news everybody, I have horrible news! Farnsworth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:03pm
  • "my god, that was so bad i think you gave me cancer!" -Calculon-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:29pm
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