He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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