a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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