At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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