Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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