Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Sounds like the moral of the story is to swallow?
Take my demon seed woman!
Getting blasted in the face: you're doing it wrong
At least it didn't end up in your stomach, punching you in the uterus.
Reflexes... You don't got none
oh, boohoo. you got laid.
That oughta teach ya!
Spitters are quitters
If you're moving out of the way, you are CLEARLY doing it wrong. I believe it was the poet Souljah Boy, in an ode to women and dancing, that once said "Superman that hoe".