Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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