At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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