guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
