her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I want her autograph on my taint
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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