i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.