Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  "what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): "what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me http://tfl.nu/evlb
  Replies (7) Good night (541) Bad night (1984)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob http://tfl.nu/u9lt
  Replies (3) Good night (2934) Bad night (575)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0. http://tfl.nu/rypw
  Replies (30) Good night (4505) Bad night (828)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good. http://tfl.nu/sjs5
  Replies (62) Good night (6112) Bad night (996)
• Favorite

  (623): View more from Arizona

  Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (623): Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth? http://tfl.nu/7zio
  Replies (34) Good night (774) Bad night (11772)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck. http://tfl.nu/gl2y
  Replies (7) Good night (3287) Bad night (1237)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl? http://tfl.nu/nlrb
  Replies (38) Good night (6546) Bad night (1617)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me http://tfl.nu/jgjv
  Replies (8) Good night (4277) Bad night (954)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month. http://tfl.nu/xuv1
  Replies (4) Good night (966) Bad night (2997)
• Favorite

  (870): View more from Arkansas

  Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (870): Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear. http://tfl.nu/uzj4
  Replies (8) Good night (2832) Bad night (879)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone. http://tfl.nu/updb
  Replies (6) Good night (2554) Bad night (626)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm http://tfl.nu/amcj
  Replies (4) Good night (413) Bad night (505)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Why am I feeling up grandma?!

  (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Why am I feeling up grandma?! (312): I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text. http://tfl.nu/znfl
  Replies (2) Good night (1248) Bad night (444)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  This is what happens when wu tang raised you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): This is what happens when wu tang raised you http://tfl.nu/8sl4
  Replies (4) Good night (666) Bad night (251)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem http://tfl.nu/jbp9
  Replies (4) Good night (359) Bad night (229)

Randomize