did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one