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• (678): View more from Georgia

  did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband

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  did it work?

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  nope

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.

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  I stole a bike. Here's a pic

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.

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• (607): View more from New York

  About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one

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