i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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