how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
