I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i think i just lost a toe
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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