Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
two words...techno handjob
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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