brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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