Whod you bang
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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