You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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