you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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In soviet Russia he'd've been wearing beer and offering you long johns
That is a great friend.
Fuckin' Charlie. He's the bestest friend evers. <3
That sounds like me if I was a guy instead of a girl :)
"god dammit Charlie!!"
Oh I get it! It's funny because you are an uncreative slob who posts basically the same thing every other text!
Am I the only one who noticed that Spongebob hardly ever says "I'm ready" anymore?
Oh I get it! It's funny because people don't usually break into their friends apartments and then act normal by offering alcohol!
Now THAT is a friend!
Omfg ewwwwwwww long johns -pukes-
now that's a true friend
"Frank, I miss playing night crawlers with you"
Yeah what's wrong with Spongebob these days?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Jah dude that's a gnarly mate
Why hasn't anybody done this for me?