we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
