You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We had sex on a dog bed..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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