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  • I resemble AND resent that remark. Just because you have impaired vision doesn't mean you're not allowed to stay in shape.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Your are obviously not an intelligent human being, just quit pretending you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Wow, what a total dickbag. Double win with misogyny and, uh, 2nd-grade-style hatin' on the "four eyes."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:14pm
  • I could be considered a 'whore' and i happen to wear glasses nearly everyday. I work out and I also spend a good deal of time in the library. The guy in who sent that text is a sexist douchefuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Screw you, buddy. I've got glasses and I'm fit as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:25pm
  • This isn't funny. It's just stupid. It makes no sense. Just because they happen to wear glasses and want to be healthy they are trying to be someone they aren't? Too bad you don't try to be someone you aren't because you are a jerk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Talking about being something they're not, your no cool at all by trying to act like your so much superior. Asswipe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:25pm
  • dick. sorry we all dont just fit into your perfect world. do you expect that just because someone has impaired vision they automatically somehow cant see themselves well enough to want to stay in shape?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Poor delivery. Could've been a lot better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:23pm
  • This person is so ignorant. Having bad sight classifies you as someone who studies a lot? And those people aren't allowed to excercize? How does this make sense and where did you get this idea?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Wow asshole I wear glasses yet I play football starting linebacker senior team. Oh and basketball. Oh and volleyball. Ignorant fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Your an idiot. Did you ever think some ppl can't wear contacts? Or your too big if a meat head to think that far outta the box!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Clearly it's some ignorant hick from the Carolinas. Such a hotbed of intelligence, ya know.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:20pm
  • So sluts can't learn and people with glasses have to sit around and play MMORPGs all day? Fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:42pm
  • So this text was probably about me, another 828er and someone who frequents the gym in glasses BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT THEM. I don't like contacts, so I wear my glasses when I lift or do crunches or whatever I can do without breaking a humongous sweat because I kind of need to be able to see. I take them off when I run or use the stairs because then I'm too sweaty. Next time you see me at the gym, say something. I'd love to take them off for a minute to kick your ass... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:30pm
  • My sexy librarian glasses look just as hot in the library as they do when I'm running three miles. Suck it OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:20pm
  • whoever wrote this is probably a fat fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Anyone who actually gets offended at this is taking life way too fucking seriously. Really. Any reasonable person knows there's absolutely no correlation between someone's vision and their propensity to be fit. Don't waste your energy getting upset by something so vapid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:01pm
  • fucking stupid. Not even remotely funny. What does vision have to do with staying in shape?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:54pm
  • samoan: you eat little douchebags as a snack? eww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:46pm
  • not really getting the joke here... who cares if people wear glasses to the gym?? if you're implying that they can't be hot, I think girls in glasses are hot as hell. I'm guessing this was written by someone in the middle school range.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Jackass. You're going to Hell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I can be smart and it is in no way related to how many people I sleep with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:57pm
  • How are you "someone you're not" by fucking wearing glasses.. Sounds like you need to focus more on working out and not being a lame douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Can we all remember that this is TFLN. Nothing here should been taken serious. It is for entertainment and if u don't like it don't read it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:15am
  • Fuck you, myopic piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Also, whores can be smart, they're people too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:35pm
  • It's called contacts!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:54pm
  • fuck off asshole. four eyes here and I hit the gym 3x a week, at least.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:37pm
  • What a retarded statement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:48pm
  • haha this is dumb and doesn't make any sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:39pm
  • I wear glasses so i can see where I'm running... which is probably somewhere way farther than your fat ass could make it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:57am
  • And to all the freaking idiot-moron hybrids out there, YOUR is a personal possessive (as in YOUR IQ is 67). YOU'RE is the conjunction of YOU and ARE (as in YOU'RE a douchebag). Fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:39pm
  • this doesn’t make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:12pm
  • um, LOTS of people wear glasses nowadays, asshat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Stop hating it's funny just get over it like none of you people have ever steriotyped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:02am
  • how is this person stereotyping smart people and sluts any different than you stereotyping the poster?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:14pm
  • 12:19, Whores don't get to call people sexist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Librarians are fuckin smokin hot!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:26pm
  • 1:15, oh? why not? my number of sexual partners precludes me from being able to call someone out as being sexist? very interesting. I'm guessing your the type to figures 'whores' aren't people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Hmm... does this apply to girls too? Because I was going to write how self-conscious this started to make me feel and then I remembered how often I get hit on at the gym haha. Honestly, this is silly. I haven't been made fun of my glasses since I got them in the fourth grade, I wish people would stop being so judgemental.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:29pm
  • This is so dumb. What about wearing glasses to the gym isbeing someone you're not ? What if they don't wear contacts or couldn't. Go fuck yourself...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Not funny or logical...I wear glasses but my body is near perfection! Also who said a whore can't be smart...they are the best kind bc they're smart enough to keep their "activities" on the low!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Haha, I'm glad so many others have already taken out the OP, who apparently believes glasses=nerd=atrophied wimp and whore=low IQ. I could see both those conclusions applying solely to the person who wrote this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:39pm
  • What a douchebag!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Wow. I thought making fun of people with glasses was kinda nonexistent now. This baffles me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Uhh I wear glasses and i'm the captain of my tennis team? Just cause my eye sight isn't great doesn't mean I cant slame a ball right to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:00pm
  • I laughed... But then again I'm a gym rat who doesn't wear glasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:43pm
  • There's something about idiots who text - just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD. As if professional athletes never wear glasses. What a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:35pm
  • whores can be smart too! haha i know a lot of really slutty girls that still have ridiculously good grades

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:49pm
  • yo, you have a small dick and you are just mad that you couldn't close on the that girl with glasses that was exercising at your gym. stop hating girls cause in the end, you are the impotent bastard that couldn't fuck one of them. its been real asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:45am
  • Hey, STFU. Glasses are sexy, and I keep by girlish figure by working out with them on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:11pm
  • You're an idiot. I wear glasses, and have probably been hit on more times than you! Get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:55pm
  • When I go to the gym, I work my ass off and don't really have time to sit and stereotype everyone down to their glasses. The obese, sure. An anorexic gym-freak, sure. This OP is probably one of those bitches that uses an elliptical for their "work-out". I'd have time to sit and think about others if I "worked-out" on one of those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:06pm
  • I ran at the state championship in glasses and won the fucking mile so fuck you. My nerd glasses are good for more than just studying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:20pm
  • It's kind of like someone without a fucking brain try trying to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:07pm
  • well that's just un-called for, don't want to leave out all the ignorant hick's... honestly if you call somebody and ignorant hick, and then specify a single geographical location they must be from... You sir are now an ignorant prick from where ever you happen to reside

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Actually The Biggest Whores At Myy School Are The Smartest . No Lie !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:13pm
  • 12:42... What are MMORPGs? You must be kinda lame if you play whatever these are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Sooo I'm allergic to contacts and therefore have to wear my glasses to the gym, doesn't mean i can't run further than you. Asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:58am
  • Whatever. I wear glasses, study at home, work out occationally, I'm smokin hot, and I could be considered a whore.. And I don't give a fuck about my grammar. Keep your steriotypes to yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Your such an idiot OP...I wear glasses and I exercise. I go to the gym everyday....what is wrong with that? A nerd can't have a good looking body? ;) lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:12pm
  • If you can't see, what the hell else are you suppose to do? Idiot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:35pm
  • you're an ass. way to feed those stereotypes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I saw a gangly girl with glasses today while I was working out. She was also reading while she was trying to do the leg press. Also... OP, say whatever you want. Not everything has to be politically correct. ie - I don't care if people say I'm a bad driver for being a woman. It's funny. Get over yourselves kthx.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:11am
  • That's really funny in an ironic way, 8:57!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Way to be narrow-minded and unimaginative!! Oh yeah: define dumb jock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Who gave this kid the mandate to decide who can do what? You are so ignorant it makes me sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Lame, don't submit your next 20 choices.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Eye problems is nothing to laugh about. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:14pm
  • This is so pathetic it's unbelievable. I wear contacts and glasses depending on how my eyes are feeling, if my contacts are bothering me I'm not going to skip out on exercising. And I would be considered a whore by misogynistic pieces of shit like you, but you know what, you're a whore too by that same standard of idiotic thinking. OP, how about you crawl back into the hole you came from and die, you judgemental fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Some people can't wear contacts or afford lasik, stop being a retard, we don't make fun of you because of that....oh, wait.... :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Hilarious. Never thought about that before but now everytime I go to the gym I'm gonna laugh on the inside. Thanks for supplying me with a giggle :)

    Submitted by GrapeApe1204 on Mar 26, 10 at 5:05am
  • So, for your Christmas gift I think a glandular/joint disease, and eyesight just above legally blind correctable only by 2 inch thick glasses. Fuckwit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:17am
  • So is this what people think when they see a fat person exercising too?

    Submitted by GoodGirl on May 2, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Ur mom loves my glasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:07pm
  • What a shit stain!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:38pm
  • See, it's funny because people with glasses are supposed to be smart and in poor physical condition while people who enjoy sex are supposed to be unlearned. Oh wait. No it's not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Not funny, whoever sent the text is just dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:53pm
  • I'd hate to know how I look :P This morning not only way I wearing glasses at the gym, I was also reading. Sexy librarian in training? Idk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Lmao i have glasses xD i probably make fun of myself more than amyone else for it... Calm the fuck down

    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 8, 11 at 9:57pm
  • That's so misguided

    Submitted by marsailidh on Apr 11, 10 at 11:09am
  • you must be fuckin 10. just because someone has impaired vision does NOT mean they are skinny pale nerds. get with the times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:41am
  • Whores can be smart too!

    Submitted by novascotia1 on Aug 17, 11 at 5:32pm
  • ITT feminist whores who think their own shit doesn't stink

    Submitted by n00neimp0rtant on Jan 11, 10 at 9:52pm
  • You guys are to uptight. I've had glasses for 14 years and I laughed at this for 10 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Are you retarded? Wearing glasses is not the same as being a whore. Glasses are used for CORRECTIVE VISION and without the you CANNOT SEE CLEARLY. People like you upset me a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I wear glasses and every time I'm at the gym I wonder if people judge me for it. I guess I got my answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I understand this is rude. But it was still funny. Lighten up a bit, people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Um ya I have glasses bc I have shitty eye site so fuck off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:30pm
  • U shouldn't be wearing glasses in the gym!!! Get contacts or LASIK!!! I wear glasses but not out of the house!!! N I go to the gym 7 days a week but would never in a million years wear my glasses to the gym!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Ps u can't workout in glasses without looking retarded!!! If ur glasses aren't falling off when ur exercising then ur not working hard enough n u shouldn't be in the gym in the first place. (wear glasses but I would never wear mine to the gym!!!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Um no I wear glasses but wear my contacts to the gym everytime!!! If ur glasses aren't falling off the whole time ur working out then u don't need to be at the gym neway!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:59pm
  • for that tennis captain... you should probably get better glasses. that, or learn to spell slam. personally i like whores in glasses exercising at the library though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Probably but it still doesn't defeat his point that glasses are rediculous in a gym setting!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Being that a whore by definition is someone (male or female) who sells their body for money, I think finding them studying in a library would be heartwarming. A real "cinderella story" that would make a great Lifetime original movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:05pm