do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
