I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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