Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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